In case you haven’t heard by now, I am in the band Phat Ankle along with Mary Spalding on steel drum, David “Shaps” Shapiro on saxophone, and Robin McKee-Cant on vocals. We performed Tequila, Under The Sea, and We Are Family to curious parade spectators.
The parade theme this year was “Thanking The Essential Workers”. Our crew carried over 50 signs that said things like, “Thank You Town Staff”, “Thank You Grocery Workers”, and “Thank You Gas Station Attendants”.
We were cautiously optimistic going in. This was a competition, after all. There would be an award for the best entry. As we lined up, we watched a competing float drift into line, a seven-year-old girl’s birthday party. We were dashed. The competition was already fierce and now this.
Because, well, marshmallows! These are paired best with a campfire, childhood mischief, and either Rosé or Chardonnay.